Friday, June 29, 2012

10 most unexpected consequences of being online

1.       Discovering that you actually have a crush on Pete Doherty.
2.       Forgetting the pressures of the reality.
3.       Realising how much you enjoy typing.
4.       Getting an ear ache and an eye irritation from watching Nicki Minaj’s Stupid Hoe music video 20 times in a row.
5.       Learning that the only “physical” battle you can ever win is a twar (Twitter War).
6.       Ending up with an English accent from watching too many Amy Winehouse documentaries on YouTube.
7.       Tilting your head to the side every time you smile.
8.       Being able to type “LMAO” without even a slightest smile.
9.       Thinking that you know Christian Siriano and Brad Walsh personally and believing that you will be their “bride’s maid” at their wedding.
10.   Sudden realisation that you spent two hours going through your boyfriend’s Facebook page, clicking on every activity he did in the last few hours.


  1. Dude, I am TOTALLY with you on the Doherty one. I didn't realise how much I liked him until I saw his interviews on the Internet. GAH, he's adorable.

  2. I know right!! Use to think he's a dick head, with all the stuff being said about him on the tabloids. But he's actually really a cutie pie!

  3. Yeah the media is really awful to him, it's so heart-breaking to see an honest person like that being exploited so wrongly. But I recently he has been really working towards bettering the quality of his life (his new film "confessions of a child of the century" is comin out soon!) and I really hope he can rise to the potential that his fans know he has. God bless him and God bless you for being one of the few fine people who understand the man as who he is.