1. Discovering that you actually have a crush on Pete Doherty.
2. Forgetting the pressures of the reality.
3. Realising how much you enjoy typing.
4. Getting an ear ache and an eye irritation from watching Nicki Minaj’s Stupid Hoe music video 20 times in a row.
5. Learning that the only “physical” battle you can ever win is a twar (Twitter War).
6. Ending up with an English accent from watching too many Amy Winehouse documentaries on YouTube.
7. Tilting your head to the side every time you smile.
8. Being able to type “LMAO” without even a slightest smile.
9. Thinking that you know Christian Siriano and Brad Walsh personally and believing that you will be their “bride’s maid” at their wedding.
10. Sudden realisation that you spent two hours going through your boyfriend’s Facebook page, clicking on every activity he did in the last few hours.