Friday, February 24, 2012
No, really, three weeks ago I decided to approach five random and, may I add, young people around Khayelitsha and asked them two simple questions: 1. “Do you aspire to be supper successful?”, 2. “When this aspiration becomes reality, do you plan to leave Khayelitsha and never come back?”
I got three very certain yeses for both questions and two “uhmm, Nos” for the second one. Now what does this tell us? In a couple of years to come about 80% our population will be making it big in the suburbs and we will be left with a very skeptical 20 %. Depending on how you look a this, it can be both a good and a bad thing.
I personally think it’s a serious problem. If we get huge chunks of skilled and talented youth leaving our community, who’s going to look after it? Who will nurture young talent and ensure that social development is progressing? And for very obvious reasons, don’t even think about the government, that poor lot clearly has a lot going on at the same time.
This issue has been giving me headaches for the past three weeks. You see, I’m very big on cultivating skills back. An overly obvious reason for the youth to leave and never come back would be the current state that our townships are in. That is crime, lack of ambition and perhaps lack of life sustaining resources. But if not us, who will put an end to this? Think about it.
If I were the boss, I would only allow skinny people to wear skinny jeans
If I were the boss, I would make it illegal for dark skinned women to wear a purple eye shadow.
If I were the boss, I would ban people from wearing sun glasses indoors and when it’s overcast.
If I were the boss, I would make it compulsory for balding men to shave off their hair. The same rule would go for bearded women.
If I were the boss, I would prohibit anyone with a questionable weave to enter public places.
If I were the boss, I would ensure that all the potbellied men have a gym membership.
If I were the boss, I would not allow any one older that 40 in night clubs.
If I were the boss, I would make sure that all of the above rules are strictly enforced!
Thursday, February 23, 2012
In the past few days, Cape Town’s weather has been very windy and quite unpleasant. This has brought two interesting revelations to me: 1) Skinny girls do have cellulite and 2) Girls, particularly black girls, have some serious issues going on underneath their weaves.
Thanks to the media, I had grown to believe skinny people have it all; the confidence, society’s acceptance and are cellulite free. Now I can announce (with an evil grin) that some skinny girls do in fact have, some orange-peel looking parts on their bodies. Well, that’s what the wind proudly displayed to me, with the help of some skinny girl’s itsy bitsy skirt
I have always known that it is almost impossible for black hair to be sleek and bouncy unless of course you relax it using some chemicals. However, most black girls make use of weaves and other hair extensions to achieve this look.
Looking at a weave wearing girl from a distance you would be convinced it does not get any more genuine than that. You would also think applying weave and hair extensions to one’s hair does not require much hassle, but what the wind has revealed states otherwise. I promise you, I did see a sewing thread sticking out of some girl’s hair! I saw missing hairlines that are meant to be perfectly hidden underneath the weave! I even saw patches of glue!!!
|Years of weaving is starting to catch up with Naomi Campbell.|
Thursday, February 16, 2012
We all know that smoking is bad; it cripples the proper functioning of one’s immune system, stains teeth and ultimately kills people. Those facts, together with an instruction to quit smoking, are clearly stated on cigarrete packs. Yet, millions of people smoke like their lives depend on it.
The fast spread of HIV is a result of unsafe sex and therefore people are instructed to use condoms. However, each day sees quite a large number of people getting infected.
Countless media campaigns can not stress it enough that people should not drink and drive. But a very astonishing percenatge of road accidents in South Africa is a cause of people driving while under the influence of alcohol and drugs.
Instructions are there to prevent, to protect, to influence, to guard and to guide. They are all over the place, but why do we still have such a chaotic society?
Saturday, February 11, 2012
Yup! Yours truly is back to the exciting (and sometimes demanding) world of blogging. And boy! Has it been long! My last post was made on Sunday, 11 April 2011. That was before I got a job, changed to part time studying and literally started living on the run.
You, my beautiful follower, may wonder why I neglected you. Well, life happened! Between striving for absolute excellence in my job, finding new love (I will tell you more about that later) and experimenting with eye liner and turbans, time to blog became some sort of a rare luxury.
However now I’m back with a bang and I promise to never vanish like that again…for my own sake. You see, keeping this blog up and going is part of my studies’ requirements to pass. I am required to create a very prominent existence on social media space. As I am already a bit of a social media junkie, I really can’t complain.
Oh, please do follow me on Twitter, @SiyaMahomba and I gurantee you an instant follow back!
Till next time, cheers
|While I was away, a huge chunk of my time was spent experimenting with eye liner and turbans|